DROP ZONE SOLD
According to reliable sources Mary Kaas, owner
of the airport has entered into an agreement of sale with WAWA,
who is buying the land to put a store and parking lot on the
corner. Said one club member, "Mary has promised us one more
season to skydive before the place is gone. Mary has held on for
a lot longer than most people would have. We're grateful to her
for all the wonderful years that she has given us." Another club
member, Gary Van Horn said, "It's my fault. I could have saved
the place if I would have uncoiled the love dragon and made her
see God."
MILLER PLOWS NORTH 40 ACRES
Dave Miller, one of the infamous swinging Dick Brothers
plowed the north 40 acres recently, while make a low turn."At
least I didn't land off the drop zone," said Dave, "That is so
un-cool." Dave was not seriously injured, but is not as tall as
he used to be.
35 ECHO Y2K-OK
Y2K hysteria by making a midnight jump on new years eve.The
daring duo dived defiantly down, dimming the dastardly doomsday
drivel. The plane landed OK too.
WE
BELIEVE IT, JIM
"I have this effect on young women,"says Jim
Krisovitch an instant before Marco and Jills baby pukes on him. |
CLUB NIXES PSYCHO
... Joe fumes ...
Psycho Joe's aspirations for club membership were shattered
in a secret ballot vote at a winter meeting."It wasn't even
close," said an anonymous source. "We all like Joe. It's just
that sometimes he can be a real Dick." When asked how he felt,
Joe said,"I'm devastated and heart broken. To be rejected by my
colleagues with such cold decisiveness is a terrible blow to my
self -esteem, so I think I'll have another beer."
JUMPER RETURNS
Alan Croasdale,a regular jumper in
the 80s and a designer and printer of some of the great boogie
shirts of that period has returned to the sport. "I'm back and I
love it," said Alan. To celebrate his first jump at a boogie in
ten years Alan caught his canopy on the wind sock during
landing. "They thought my canopy control was rusty," he said.
"But I did it on purpose. It's a thing we used to do back in the
80s."
DEVIL OR ANGEL?
Most erratic
relationship over the last fifteen years......................
United Parachute Club and Billy ("the plane is on the way")
Richards............................ PICTURE WE
NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SEE .. Al K. getting his Quadra
Diamond wings from John Eddowes (World peace is still
possible.)
| BAILEY & COOPER WED IN SKYDIVE
Mike Bailey and
Carolyn Cooper were married New Years eve during a sunset
skydive at Lake Wales, Florida. Mike promised to take care of
Carolyn and not make her quit highschool. Carolyn agreed to love
and honor Mike and change his pampers when the time comes.
When asked how many times he's been married, Mike declined to
comment. But an old friend confided,"We were going to have all
his ex- wives on the skydive, but they only had one Casa."
BOOGIE IS MELLOW
The 99 Herd Boogie was
mellow, except for the goings on at the Tiki bar at night. The
swamp sisters showed up dressed for a prom escorted by JP
dressed in a manner that only he could pull off. Jeff Buss
proved that cross dressing is ok as long as you look good and
feel comfortable. Handsome Dave DeWolf proved once and for all
that he's more than just a pretty face.
HOW THEY'RE SPENDING THE WINTER
..........
Brian......Studying to become a Jesuit Priest. Tabatha ..Having
her belly button bronzed. Debbie Penrod... "Working on the
Fucking yearbook,what else"? Jack Ronalter.. Guidance counselor
at a girls boarding school.
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