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Volume VIII Page 2

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FLYING ELVIES DO DEMO JUMP
Sixteen flying Elvies led by Ken Bangham (alias Chicken Man) jumped into a kids camp near lake Nockamixon. Looking quite impressive in their white Elvis suits,Elvis hair and Elvis sun glasses, the jumpers landed in front of hundreds of screaming kids. Later one of the jumpers was approached by a kid who asked, "So who's Elvis anyway?"

DZ STOPS FOR LOST STUDENT
When a student sailed off into the west with his risers twisted like a barber pole, operations stopped at United. Several loads were manifested and ready to go but the otter shut down while club members went in search of the lost student. They returned almost an hour later. His canopy had been snagged in a tree, but he was not hurt. Said UPC'c President Dan DelSordo upon his return, "At United we don't leave you hanging."

A BLONDE QUOTE
Cyndi Rice at the Para-Water Ski meet......"One thing to remember about the landing area is that the trees are higher than the corn."

SATURDAY NITE FIGHTS
PSYCHO JOE KO'S SCOTTY CARBONE
Psycho Joe faced off with Scotty Carbone late Saturday night over a matter that no one can remember. One witness said she heard the grizzly sound of fists pounding flesh. She said that it appeared that Scotty was beaten senseless, though in his case it was hard to tell the difference.

SUNDAY NITE FIGHTS
S+TA FACES OFF WITH CHIEF INSTRUCTOR
Some said it was over the honor of a woman. Some said it was the full moon. Whatever the reason, the next day one had a sore face and the other had a very sore hand. Some jumpers donated money to have the hand treated at a hospital. The sore face, however drew little sympathy.

OBSERVING REBECCA
Jumper #1-"Nice tattoo. What's below the setting sun?"

BIG BACHELOR PARTY SIZZLES
Justin's bachelor party was a big success with jumpers driven to Delilah's Den in Phila. Psycho Joe complained about the prices."Twenty dollars for a couch dance. That's ridiculous. When I was a kid it was only five." Joe said "One fool spent $200 and never got his hammer cocked. The turnout was good except Ron Jenkawitz never showed. I think he was busy getting another aids test."

BOOGIE CLIPS
HOTTEST SPOTS
The Ditch gang's area.
The Leuge.
Graze Land Gigi +gang
Elvis sightings nightly.
The bonfire.
The beer truck.
The Sky-Van's tailgate.

WHINING AWARD
This years whining award goes to Mike Bailey's daughter who made her first tandem at the boogie. She insisted on no turns under canopy, no tumbling on exit and not too much wind in her face. She also wanted to bring along a third parachute, just in case. "Sure honey. And we'll land at the mall so you can do some shopping."