UPC News DZ-Dirt


Volume XXIII United Parachute Club unanimously decides to jump at and support Skydive Cross Keys from this day forward.
Volume XXII Thanks Mary and Duke for so many great years!  Goodbye New Hanover Airport...  Hello Flying M
Another two page issue!
Volume XXI

United sees a new drop zone in its future
Big two page issue!

Volume XX
Jumpers exchanged more body fluids last year than any other time in history.
Volume XIX
In an effort to promote family values, we are dropping our EAT, FUCK, SKYDIVE motto.
Volume XVIII This issue asks more questions than it answers.
Volume XVII
Read back issues of DzDIRT on United's web page.
Volume XVI DZ Dirt is Monica's favorite Handy Wipe.
Volume XV
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little balls and throw them away.
Volume XIV
If this one doesn't get us into trouble we'll try harder.
Volume XIII
He only comes once a year.
Volume XII
If this issue offends you... Tough Shit...
Volume XI
The sixth annual last Herd Boogie
Volume X
Sinking to new depths of depravity
Volume IX
The annual "winter sucks" issue
Volume VIII
Boogie burnout issue.
No shit. A two page issue!
Volume VII
DZDIRT...A festering sore on the seamy underbelly of United Parachute Club.
Volume VI
If winter sucks can spring be far behind?
Volume V
Sinking to new depths of depravity
Volume IV
In this issue: Beastiality, Alternate lifestyles, joy, despair and other stuff
Volume III
Another Disgusting Issue
Volume II
Another incendiary issue
Volume I
Our Premier Edition

Who writes this stuff anyway???



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